Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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