What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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