At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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