dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I love you.
Bad choice
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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