your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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