Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Can I color on your dick again?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Can you bring me the toilet please
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
