Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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