This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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