If i come over, it means nothing
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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