Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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