Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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