Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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