I need help removing her.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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