i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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