hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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