dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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