THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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