Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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