Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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