He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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