I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.