I think i peed on brittanys purse
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination