Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?

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(208): View more from Idaho

I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.

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(408): View more from California

He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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(585): View more from New York

I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

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(615): View more from Tennessee

To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...

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(419): View more from Ohio

The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it

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(707): View more from California

Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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