If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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