her vagine was all disorganized.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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