I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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