I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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