he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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