I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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