was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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