I need help removing her.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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