You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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