Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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