Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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