Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so explain again why im purple
no
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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