At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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