okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
birth control should be required to get into college
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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