A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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