I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize