Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She said her name was "party"
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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