we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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