But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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