I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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