i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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