hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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