when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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