oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
