Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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