4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
