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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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