she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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