we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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