At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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