My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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