is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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