The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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