He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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